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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday I was at Mike&#8217;s for dinner and he reminded me of a funny time we had on the Huron this winter searching for random steelhead. We were in the boat and I was in the back of the boat which is a rare occurrence since I am a whiny drift boat owner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Saturday I was at Mike&#8217;s for dinner and he reminded me of a funny time we had on the Huron this winter searching for random steelhead. We were in the boat and I was in the back of the boat which is a rare occurrence since I am a whiny drift boat owner that doesn&#8217;t like to fish from the back of my own boat. Whatever&#8230;</p>
<p>Anyway, being the whiny bitch that I am, I also don&#8217;t like to have the anchor &#8220;kerplunked&#8221; in the water when approaching a pool that may hold fish. I suspect that from the fishes perspective you may as well just do a cannonball off the boat. It would probably end in the same result. So here&#8217;s the basics:</p>
<p>Anchor: Kersploosh!</p>
<p>Me (to Mike): Hey plunky. Splash that anchor again and I&#8217;m gonna hop over this brace and punch you in the face!</p>
<p>Mike (to me): I was trying to get you wet.</p>
<p>Me (to Mike, head shaking): Yeah? Well next time try rubbing the inside of my thigh.</p>
<p>We got skunked that day as we have every other day we have fished that river for steel.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 20:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caulfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just placed my order for a Rise Level 7 wt. If it doesn&#8217;t get to my house before April 1 that is just fine by me. I won&#8217;t fish it until after then anyway because I bought it for chucking big streamers at browns on the Au Sable. That season opens on the 1st [...]]]></description>
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<p>I just placed my order for a <a href="http://risefishing.com/">Rise Level 7 wt</a>. If it doesn&#8217;t get to my house before April 1 that is just fine by me. I won&#8217;t fish it until after then anyway because I bought it for chucking big streamers at browns on the Au Sable. That season opens on the 1st of April this year on the Au Sable&#8217;s Big Water thanks to new regs. Hopefully I will be there the week after the opener and I will wait to string it up until then because there is just something about buying a rod for a purpose that says &#8220;no, just wait for the right time&#8221;. If I get to string it before then for a good reason I will surely post a review. In the mean time you can stop buy the <a href="http://www.roughfisher.com/">Roughfisher</a> and read <a href="http://www.roughfisher.com/2011/02/product-review-rise-fishing-co-level.html">this. </a>Either way, I&#8217;m pretty excited to be adding this  7wt to the arsenal as I don&#8217;t own a rod of that weight and I like what Rise is doing. Visit the Rise site and <a href="http://risefishing.com/rise-donates/">read all about it</a>.  <span id="more-749"></span></p>
<p>I have been pretty satisfied with the <a href="http://www.templeforkflyrods.com/">TFO TiCR</a> 6wt that I have been using as a streamer rod. As the flies grow bigger the need for a heavier stick to throw them with has grown too hence the purchase. My 6wt. is a build from a friend and it is a slick rod. The black blank, black guides and anodized silver real seat make for a pretty stealthy looking rod. Its not anything super fancy or high dollar but it was built for me with the components that I chose so it will stay with me for a long time. The guy that built my rod is Doug Enslen. He is an old school streamer guru. He was my streamer fishing mentor (though I seem to need some more mentoring sessions!), he builds some of the sweetest rods you&#8217;ll ever see under the name of Au Sable Rod Co., and he wades like a goddamn heron on speed. I&#8217;m not exagerating, the guy moves down a river unlike anyone I have ever seen. There are times that I would&#8217;ve sworn that his wading boots were actually more like running shoes. His boots seem to never touch the bottom, he never splashes, and there is barely a wake behind him. He slides down the river quickly and gracefully only stopping when he sees a spot that looks like it&#8217;ll hold a big fish. Fishing with him is a solid lesson on how to cover a lot of water in a sort time and somehow avoid drowning in the process. I look forward to the day I get to row for him and watch him work a streamer from the boat. It&#8217;ll be a good lesson for sure. Doug doesn&#8217;t build rods commercially but he should because he does amazing work. Its sort of a friends only gig and I am lucky to have had the benefit. As I said before, I love that rod that he built for me and it will still see its fair share of time on the water but sometimes the 6 just isn&#8217;t cutting it for the really big stuff so it was time step up.  I&#8217;ve been shopping for a bit and I stumbled on <a href="http://risefishing.com/">Rise</a> via <a href="http://www.moldychum.com/">Moldy Chum</a> and took a look.</p>
<p>I think what Rise is doing as a start up is right on target with the kind of company that I would like to support. They are a guide based co. with a healthy portion of the profits going to conservation and they seem to be pretty grass roots and I like that sort of thing. Yeah, the rods are built overseas. So are a lot of them that are affordable these days. I guess that&#8217;s what we&#8217;ll have to get used to in a global economy. I work for a US auto maker and not buying an American made rod probably makes me a hypocrite but so be it. If I had the $600-700 to throw at one of those sticks I would surely do it but I don&#8217;t so I am happy to be supporting a new company that is doing the right thing.</p>
<p>The picture above is Hannah Belford, a Rise team member, via the <a href="http://risefishingblog.com/">Rise Blog</a>. I added the red fish pic because a few of us are headed to FL in May to chase reds, baby tarpon, and snook in <a href="http://www.nomotorflyfishing.com/">canoes</a> and I can&#8217;t wait. Should be good fun!</p>
<p>In other news&#8230; its snowing again here in NW Ohio but I guess that&#8217;s to be expected for Feb. We&#8217;re on the up-swing for spring though and the second part of  steelhead season is coming fast!</p>
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		<title>Closing Weekend 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 09:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Closing weekend of 2010 was a pretty damn good time. It was a &#8220;Randy trip&#8221;. The story below will explain what that means to me and, what I would like to think and am probably right in doing so, the rest of us. There is a bit of an explanation to go along with it. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Closing weekend of 2010 was a pretty damn good time. It was a &#8220;Randy trip&#8221;. The story below will explain what that means to me and, what I would like to think and am probably right in doing so, the rest of us.</p>
<p>There is a bit of an explanation to go along with it. Its sort of an intro to what Randy and I&#8217;s relationship is all about. Call it what you want. &#8220;Bromance&#8221;&#8230;. whatever&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t trade it for much of anything.</p>
<p>Several years ago, my buddy Randy who I grew up with moved to Dallas, TX. It was a great move for him and his wife. I can&#8217;t imagine how they could possibly be in a better position. They are blessed with a beautiful daughter and a pretty damned good life and I&#8217;m happy for them all for it. Initially I was afraid that the distance would do what it does to many friends and we would shortly part ways. Fortunately for me (and I say me because I can&#8217;t imagine what my life would be like without Randy in it) I managed to get him hooked on fly fishing either soon after he moved or right before. I can&#8217;t remember what the timing was on that but either way it was, or may have been, the greatest thing I have ever done because since then we have gotten to fish together every year. I&#8217;m not sure that if it wasn&#8217;t for the fly fishing we would still be close but the fact that it is makes it even better. It seems for what ever reason, guys need a <em>thing. </em>I can&#8217;t and won&#8217;t attempt to explain why. It just is. Randy and I have been pals since we were about 3 years old. We&#8217;ve been through a lot. We shared his trap line when we were in junior high which as far as I can remember was the first outdoors thing we did. His older brother was a big hunter so it was only natural for him to get involved and I was just along for the ride I guess. I&#8217;ve probably seen him thump more critters on the head for their fur than either of us would probably ever admit to but that&#8217;s what we did back than and well&#8230; you can&#8217;t change the past and it wasn&#8217;t all that bad. In hindsight, we probably saved more folks from having to clean up a tipped over garbage can than we&#8217;d ever have known and coons and muskrat aren&#8217;t exactly wild steelhead so&#8230; After that we started racing BMX and from there it was skate and snow. Sort of in the middle of all that it was competitive sailing. I think that without question the sailing was the real dope. If you have ever done it, you would get the bond. If not, I&#8217;m sorry and if the option is there, give it a shot. There really is no greater connection between self satisfaction and pure &#8220;if I fuck this up we could all be hurt&#8221; teamwork. Its a beautiful thing when its done right. When you win, when it all comes together for a team sailing together, even if its only two of you, its a high that I feel is almost unobtainable any other way. Its you and your team verses the wind and its many directions, verses a fleet of how ever many. I guess in the context of this blog, the closest thing that I could say to the feeling is &#8220;guiding&#8221; your newest fly fishing &#8220;student&#8221; to their first fish on a fly that they tied themselves. And honestly, that doesn&#8217;t even come close. I don&#8217;t do it any more because when you get close with a team and that team is forced to split, no other team is good enough. It just won&#8217;t ever scratch that itch. The self satisfaction aspect is why I tie flies. The teamwork aspect is why I love to fish from a drift boat.</p>
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<p><em>I know this pic may be a bit tired on this site but it just happens to be a pic of Randy and I and it was a stellar trip that year so here it is again. It also speaks to the above mentioned and it may be in the new Hyde catalog so that makes it super cool and worth the re-post.</em></p>
<p>Randy has been gracious enough to make several trips up here to come fishing with us guys. I really owe him a trip south to see the places he has discovered since he has gotten in to fly fishing. He has been to some cool spots. For me when he comes up its is the trip of the year. Not to discount any other trip because whenever, with whoever, its a treat, but for me to get to fish with the person that is most like my brother (damn I wish my brother would put down the golf clubs for a weekend and come fish with me!) is always going to be a great time.</p>
<p>This year  (short the lack of catching from the last post) was no exception. Standard procedure is that Randy and I will spend about 5 days up North and whoever makes it, for however long is always welcome. We&#8217;ve pretty much slimmed it down to whoever commits first to a total of 6. This year&#8217;s group was just that. Six guys, beginer to experienced, all staying here at this nice little hand built log cabin that a friend owns.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-655" title="cabin" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-656" title="cabin2" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin2-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin3.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-657" title="cabin3" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin3-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin4.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-658" title="cabin4" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cabin4-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>The place is about as much as you&#8217;d ever need on a fishing trip in the north woods. 80 acres to roam, a wood stove, a place to cook, a place to poop (<em>and</em> shower with hot water if you need to), and a few dry beds. It was built by Randy and his buddies several years ago and has been sold since then to another friend who, despite the empty gun casings, empty shotgun shells, and clay bird schrapnel from a few years back has agreed to let us in again. In our defense, we highly doubt that we were the culprits of the aforementioned but we don&#8217;t own the place so its not our place to say so much. That kind of thing isn&#8217;t really why we&#8217;re up there but whatever&#8230;</p>
<p>Randy and I got up there late on a Wed night and did the standard drink beer, shoot the shit, and go to bed for what we hoped would be an early day on the water. It wasn&#8217;t an early day but we did get up to clouds, fog, and a generally shitty forecast which we were pleased to hear. We hit the carry out for beer and Sparks then the fly shop for a spot and this for a weather report; &#8220;you guys be careful out there. They&#8217;re calling for rain.&#8221; Yeah&#8230; great&#8230; &#8220;like 2&#8243; per hour hour rain.&#8221; Okay&#8230; We&#8217;ll believe it when we see it. An hour and a half later we beached the boat, hauled it up on shore as best we could due to the weight of the water, and bailed (with Sparks cans with the tops cut off) more water out of the boat than I would ever have thought possible for just a short burst of rain. I think if it weren&#8217;t for the &#8220;seemanship&#8221; (heheheh&#8230; he said seman&#8230;) we had learned from the sailing days we may have been in trouble. Really though, two world class sailors looking in a drift boat and saying, &#8220;hmmmmm&#8230; maybe we should stop and get this water out of the boat. I think its really effecting our performance.&#8221; Real pros&#8230; We probably should&#8217;ve stopped earlier but I had just moved the biggest fish I&#8217;ve ever seen in that stretch.  Or ever really so why stop? Nobody died or even came close so it was nothing more than a lesson in me getting a hand pump bailer which I have now so lesson learned. We didn&#8217;t catch much of anything but it was a good time.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/big2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-659" title="big2" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/big2-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/big3.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-660" title="big3" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/big3-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;What the fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk&#8230;. Where are all the feeesh?!?!?&#8221;</p>
<p>The next day was breeze. BIG BREEZE! 40 mph gusts so we opted to fish the North Branch and go visit a buddy in Lewiston. The North Branch was great. We caught a handful of little brookies and a few decent browns.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/north.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-661" title="north" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/north-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/north2.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-663" title="north2" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/north2-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>We split up on some islands and in the process Randy caught a 16&#8243; brookie (no pic of course) and I a 16&#8243; brown (also no pic). Pretty good day on the North and a good visit with Scott in Lewiston. Scott has MS and a growers permit but got robbed of all his &#8220;meds&#8221; a few days earlier. They ripped the plants right out of the ground and made off with his entire stash. Normally I&#8217;d say that you had it coming for showing it to anyone. In this case, the guy truly could use it for his condition. Whoever did it should be more than kicked in the nuts.</p>
<p>The rest of the night&#8230; relax, eat some weird club sandwich pizza and wait for others to show.</p>
<p>And they did. With Four Locos in hand they came and kept our tired asses up on a count that they were fueled by crack infused alcohol disquised in a harmless looking can. I&#8217;m all for a Sparks in the morning but that Loco shit is outta hand. Whatever&#8230; again, nobody died and our livers did their job for another day.</p>
<p>The next day&#8217;s float went like this:</p>
<p>Big fish moved on one boat, big fish moved on the other boat, another big fish moved, big fish chased a streamer to the boat and then in figure eights at the boat, big fish chased and broke water over the fly&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; not one ate. It <em>is</em> nice to see those guys but couldn&#8217;t at least one of them ate something? One other boat that was right behind us while we were having lunch did catch a 25&#8243; fish and it was a guy we know so that&#8217;s good but&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh well. There is always this year. Which by the way opens April 1st and doesn&#8217;t close anymore! Thanks to all those that spoke up the new MI trout regs!</p>
<p>In closing I leave you with these last pics.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ha.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-666" title="ha!" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ha-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/girl.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-667" title="girl" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/girl-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took the dogs out last night at midnight. It was clear, cold as hell, and I could have sworn someone had installed a light above my garage that was shining on my backyard. Nobody did that. Why the hell would they? It was just the full moon on a cold, clear winter night in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took the dogs out last night at midnight. It was clear, cold as hell, and I could have sworn someone had installed a light above my garage that was shining on my backyard. Nobody did that. Why the hell would they? It was just the full moon on a cold, clear winter night in Northwest Ohio. Its now 6 degrees on the thermometer here the night after that at 4 a.m. I know 6 degrees is warm to some people in this country but its the winter doldrums for us and I know its time to tie flies even if I&#8217;m having a hard time getting motivated to do it. Here&#8217;s some favorites from last season.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/odd1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-566" title="odd1" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/odd1-300x151.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="151" /></a></p>
<p>The above is an oddball pattern that saved the day on a few occasions. It needs a name and deserves one for its productivity. It was based on an old streamer pattern that I saw in <a href="http://flytyer.com/">Fly Tyer</a> mag. All they had was a line drawing of the pattern so I made a visual note and when I sat down at the vise this is what happened. Saddles for the tail with white Puglisi in between, crystal chennile body, scruffy marabou sort of collar off of a pheasant cape, and a cone head. Biggest fish on it was only a 14&#8243; bow but on a day when mostly what you&#8217;re getting is chases on other flies you take what you get and a 14&#8243; trout is good enough for most of us anyway. Whatever the case, this fly caught a lot of fish when nothing else was working. It will be one of those that gets a &#8220;multiples&#8221; spot in my box this coming season.</p>
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<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/olivesc.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-567" title="olivesc" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/olivesc-300x158.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="158" /></a></p>
<p>Olive version of the <a href="http://www.hawkinsflyfishing.com/Nutcracker.php">Nutcracker</a>. Zonker strip tail, palmered marabou over krystal flash, deer collar and spun deer hair head. Good sculpin pattern that gets some viscous strikes when fished from a boat and cast on the banks.</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/natural.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-568" title="natural" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/natural-300x171.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="171" /></a></p>
<p>My version of the SHF (shit house fly. aka,<a href="http://shop.ausableangler.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&amp;flypage=flypage.tpl&amp;product_id=164&amp;category_id=26&amp;option=com_virtuemart&amp;Itemid=22&amp;vmcchk=1&amp;Itemid=22"> McCunes sculpin</a>). Mine is a bit beefier than the original. Zonker strip tail tied off and palmered up the body, fox tail collar with red yarn gill plates (not visible in the pic) under the deer hair collar, spun deer hair head. Same as above for strikes etc&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/murd.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-569" title="murd" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/murd-300x157.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="157" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://michiganstreamside.com/flies_streamers.htm">Murdich minnow</a>. Originally tied as a small mouth pattern. Mine is a Puglisi fiber tail under krystal flash, I used polar fiber butts for the skirt, crystal chennile body top half colored with a marker and big holo eyes. This is one of those flies that I swore was too flashy for trout and was proven wrong that it isn&#8217;t. I poo-pooed it for a few years before I tried it. It <em>is</em> a great smallie pattern but trout seem to love it too. I think that because of it, I will start tying some of my trout streamers with more flash. I had fish come out of the water to pounce on it. Loads of fun and can be tied in a variety of colors.</p>
<p>I have a few other patterns that I am working on and have tried on trout last season. One of which is a combo of a Todd&#8217;s Wiggle Minnow and a Murdich Minnow. Its almost too fuggly to post but when I tie a few more I will. Its one of those patterns that I&#8217;ll tie for bass too. It is super erratic in the water, moves a ton of water, and gets the aggressive fish to jump on it. So far I haven&#8217;t moved anything major with it but it has caught some trout. If you have ever fished the &#8220;wiggle minnow&#8221; you know how much fun it is to fish and this one is just as fun but dives deeper.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The Junkie By Feelio Babar    Friday, 25 September 2009 10:20 An Addiction to Streamer Fishing   He has a serious problem, this man. Some would call it a sickness. He&#8217;s a junkie of the worst kind and he knows it, lying and cheating to get what he needs, reckless in the pursuit of his [...]]]></description>
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<h4>An Addiction to Streamer Fishing</h4>
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<p><em>He has a serious problem, this man. Some would call it a sickness. He&#8217;s a junkie of the worst kind and he knows it, lying and cheating to get what he needs, reckless in the pursuit of his much-needed fix.</em></p>
<p><em>He is the Streamer Addict. Bunny fur and Marabou drive him wild. River. Lake. Crappy urban pond. Anytime, anywhere—when he needs it, he needs it. Casting like he&#8217;s shooting a 12-gauge, his presentation is anything but delicate. Stuffing it into the rocks on the far bank. Flipping it out there. His flies hit the water like depth charges, sending feeble specimens fleeing in terror.</em></td>
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<p><strong>You can read the rest of this story </strong><a href="http://www.drakemag.com/component/content/article/260-the-junkie"><strong>right here</strong></a><strong> at </strong><a href="http://www.drakemag.com/"><strong>The Drake Online</strong></a><strong> with its fresh new look. Its an older story from last year or the year before but well worth the re-post here for the obvious reasons.</strong></p>
<p>I sympathize with &#8220;The Junkie&#8221;. I know the pain of his addiction. Literally, I can still feel it in my elbow on my stripping arm from the last two trips up north. Tennis elbow has a partner in the world of fly fishing and it doesn&#8217;t come from casting. It comes from the answer to questions like this one:</p>
<p>&#8220;Dude, how is it that we are using the same fly and the same rig and you&#8217;re getting twice the hook ups on the same amount of follows?&#8221; He said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Strip faster.&#8221; I said.</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m paying for it everytime I get the milk from the fridge. Streamer fishing for a few days from a boat can be tough on an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYY9e4WD_Lc">old guy like me</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a report from the &#8220;newbie&#8221; we took along with us for the  ASBWPA Clean Up. To be fair, this was not Scott&#8217;s first fly fishing trip so he really isn&#8217;t a true &#8220;newbie&#8221; but it was his first weekend on the Au Sable. We asked him to put together a little trip story [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is a report from the &#8220;newbie&#8221; we took along with us for the  <a href="http://www.asbwpa.org/">ASBWPA</a> Clean Up. To be fair, this was not Scott&#8217;s first fly fishing trip so he really isn&#8217;t a true &#8220;newbie&#8221; but it was his first weekend on the Au Sable. We asked him to put together a little trip story for the Hatchless blog. He was kind enough to leave out some stuff that we may or may not remember happening. Friday night was kind of a blur. I&#8217;m blaming it on the scotch Scott brought. I am told that someone may have punched someone in the face. PBBFFFFTT, whatever, I&#8217;m sure the guy had it coming. (After all, he didn&#8217;t catch any fish on Friday, he was too busy wader shopping for the dumbass that left his waders at home.) I think some other demonstrations of stupidity also occured that night but like I said, blur&#8230;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s Scott&#8217;s story.</p>
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<p><em><strong>Fly Fishing the Ausable</strong><br />
9/11/09<br />
4:00pm. I’m sitting in my driveway, running through my head everything I packed and worrying about what important detail I missed. Other anxieties crop up as well. I’ve never really fished for trout before. Would I make a fool of myself on the water or what? Plus these guys, Mike, Greg, and Bill. We’ve tied a few flies, drank a few beers, and waded a stream once together, but what would they be like in close quarters?</em></p>
<p><em>4:10pm. Bill arrives and we load up. I know I’m missing something but I can’t think of what.<br />
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<p><em>4:30pm. Loaded Mike and we are officially off!</em></p>
<p><em>5:30pm. Obligatory side trip to Cabelas where I purchased a 2 day Michigan license and tried not to drool over all the cool stuff.</em></p>
<p><em>6pm. Leave Cabellas (Almost- We had to return to buy waders for Greg)</em></p>
<p><em>10:30pm. Arrive at the Loop, a. primitive camp site on the Au Sable. Mike handed me a head lamp. Inside I was laughing at the need for light. I figured once my eyes adjusted I’d be okay. Wrong! The darkness greeted us and it was overwhelming. I noticed right away that looking at  the sky without any light polution lets you see the stars so clearly. After a  few minutes of marveling at that I set up my tent and unpacked the truck. Greg who had arrived ahead of us had a raging camp fire going. It was chilly so I went to the campfire and realized then that I had forgotten my chair.<br />
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<p><em>9/12/09<br />
7:00am. I haven’t slept a wink. My air matress had a hole in it and I ache from exhaustion. Opening the tent flap, I step into a still dawn morning airbrushed with fog. Dead silence. Dead still. It almost seems a shame to wake my friends, but after all, there is a river to clean and then fish to catch. I go from tent to tent trying to wake them up and it feels too much like my morning efforts to get my kids up for school.</em></p>
<p><em>8:10am. We park by the river and exit the truck. I see the river for the first time in the daylight. Walking toward the river I am reminded my love for water. I watch as the crystal clear water moves quickly under the blanket of fog. I ache to grab my 7 weight and start fishing and say the hell with the clean up. But I don’t let the allure of the water act as a siren call and take me away from the task at hand.</em><em> </em></p>
<p><em>8:30am. Jazzed on coffee and donuts, handful of day glo orange bags in hand, and two pointy sticks safely stowed away, we begin our float. Lots of garbage to collect from what I hear.</em></p>
<p><em>1:30pm. We land at Comin&#8217;s Flats and Tom from </em><a href="http://www.asbwpa.org/"><em>ASWBPA</em></a><em> greets us at the landing and says that the &#8220;Boys from Toledo&#8221; cleaned up on the raffle. We dump the trash and get fed courtesy of the </em><a href="http://www.asbwpa.org/"><em>ASWBPA</em></a><em>. Turns out we won two gear bags, a fly rod, and a fly line. Cool return for our efforts. The </em><a href="ASWBPA"><em>&#8220;Big Waters Group&#8221;</em></a><em> runs a great clean up. They greet you in the morning with coffee and donuts and send you off after the clean up with a belly full of burgers and dogs. Not a bad gig for a few hours of work and good fish Karma. After lunch we head to the drift boats and gear up. I prep my 7 weight and switch from a floating line to a sinking line. But I’m way too eager. While my friends continue their efforts to get ready, I wade in and fish.</em></p>
<p><em>2:00pm Let the drift begin! Now we’re fishing! As you might guess with the Hatchless crew it’s streamer fishing all the way. About fifteen minutes in I have the first hookup on a crystal minnow with an olive tail. I caught two more on an olive wooly bugger with a lot of crystal flash worked into it.</em></p>
<p><em>7:30pm. Tired, we anchor mid river and take a break, awaiting the dusk. These white bugs started drifting in and I saw a few rising trout. I couldn’t resist. I switched to my 5 weight with the floating line and tied on a white dry fly. I blew several strikes before finally landing one as the sun finally disappeared. When the sun was gone, we started the drift again. I kept working the dry fly in the dark, but for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how I would know if I got a strike because I could see nothing at all. Then BAM! A trout struck hard and had to be fought into the boat. After that we started mousing. This consisted of a big mouse fly being hurdled to the banks and retrieved slowly. Tricky when you can’t see in the dark. I had a trout slap at it once but that was it.</em></p>
<p><em>9:30pm. Our big sky moment, we dropped anchor and just enjoyed the night. The river, maybe 60 feet wide, had the banks covered in these huge towering trees. And above that a night filled with stars so bright you could practically read by them.</em></p>
<p><em>10:30pm. The drift over, we grabbed some food and supplies and headed back to camp.</em></p>
<p><em>9/13<br />
7:30am. Up and at em! This morning we had to break camp. No fog today and noticeably warmer.</em></p>
<p><em>9:30am. Got my coffee and breakfast from McDonald’s while the trucks were moved around. These guys had been living off oatmeal and peanut butter for days! I don’t know how they do it, but I was grateful for something hot.</em></p>
<p><em>10:00am.  I only caught two today, though the others had a much more productive day. I lost a couple of flies to wear and tear and the brush in the water.</em></p>
<p><em>3pm. By the time we hit the landing I was ready to call it a day. I could tell I was getting tired because my casting rhythm kept turning to crap.</em></p>
<p><em>3:30pm. The boats are loaded and we head home.</em></p>
<p><em>8:30pm. Bill and I arrive at my house. As we are emptying my gear from his truck, I look up at the sky. I spot a few persistent stars but nothing like the night before. I point this out to Bill and say my goodbyes.<br />
I am finishing off writing this article a week after we left. All I can think of is that big sky and going back. I have a nice weekend planned with the family, but it’s hard to compare to a weekend drifting the Ausable. The trip has forever changed me. I now know what fly fishing for trout is like. I now know I can hold my own out on the water. I also know that a weekend with Bill, Mike, Greg is a weekend of fun to be treasured. Thanks guys!</em></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a few pics from the weekend.</p>
<div id="attachment_403" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-403 " title="lineup1" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lineup12-300x225.jpg" alt="Had a good turn out for boats this year. Here's 3 of the 7." width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Had a good turn out for boats this year. Here&#39;s 3 of the 7 from this year&#39;s event.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_404" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-404 " title="signin" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/signin2-300x225.jpg" alt="Sign in and get your raffle tickets!" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sign in and get your raffle tickets!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_405" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-405 " title="Tom" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Tom2-225x300.jpg" alt="Tom Buhr. ASBWPA President, 2009 Riverkeeper award winner, general bad ass of conservation." width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tom Buhr. ASBWPA President, 2009 Riverkeeper award winner, general bad ass of conservation.</p></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an earlier post I said I would follow up on the trip to the Au Sable and tell the story of the drift boat so here it is. I&#8217;ll keep the boat story short but remember I said it has been four long years. Most everyone I know has been tired of hearing about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an earlier post I said I would follow up on the trip to the Au Sable and tell the story of the drift boat so here it is.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll keep the boat story short but remember I said it has been four long years. Most everyone I know has been tired of hearing about it for at least 3.5 of those years or less so I&#8217;ll try to keep it short. Basically, my mother-in-law married a guy (a fly fisher) about 5 years ago with a real knack for buying <em>all</em> the gear he could get his hands on and enough of it so that he would always have someone to fish with even if it meant loaning gear. Well, he passed away about 4 years ago and one of his f(r)iends was storing a few boats for him. That &#8220;storage&#8221; quickly turned into hiding them from their rightful owners/<a href="http://dictionary.law.com/default2.asp?typed=conversion&amp;type=1&amp;submit1.x=0&amp;submit1.y=0&amp;submit1=Look+up">conversion</a> after the funeral. The boat in the post below was <em>one</em> of the boats. There are two more. After four years of chasing this slippery douchebag I got that one back. Thanks to those of you that helped with that. We&#8217;ll see what happens with the others. They could require time in court and I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s worth it.</p>
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<p>So anyway, on to the trip. It was a good time despite the fact that the fish were being dickheads. Two of us managed to get up there early enough on Friday to get a quick float in. Mio to Comins in about 3.5 hrs. I said quick didn&#8217;t I? Probably a good thing since my dumb ass fell in pretty early in the float. Thank you Mr. Down coat for keeping me warm!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-173" title="P5010005" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3502234279_1ac91f8a501-300x225.jpg" alt="P5010005" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-174" title="3503048508_774f6cc7fe" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3503048508_774f6cc7fe-300x225.jpg" alt="3503048508_774f6cc7fe" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Mental note, when the water is high and a little off color, its better to pee off the boat rather than hop off and go to shore.</p>
<p>Mike moved a bunch of fish that day but only one was of any size. The rest were the standard stockers that never fully committed to the fly.</p>
<p>It was a beautiful evening for a float and when we got off the water we were looking at this. Looks like a potential storm but its just a normal Northern MI sky in May.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-175" title="3503047428_d8883f0935" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3503047428_d8883f0935-300x225.jpg" alt="3503047428_d8883f0935" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-176" title="3502239653_604b6e776c" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3502239653_604b6e776c-300x225.jpg" alt="3502239653_604b6e776c" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>I would have suggested we hang around at anchor just before the ramp and have a few more beers but my toes were feeling the 50 deg water temp and with air temps dipping in to the 40&#8242;s we shored up and headed to camp.</p>
<p>Shortly after we got to camp and got set up, the others arrived. We quickly lost one to the warm comfort of his tent and after several beers and some of Kentucky and Iowa&#8217;s finest we all hit the sack. We had big plans for the morning that were fortunately not coming until 9 a.m.</p>
<p><a href="http://huronpines.org/">Huron Pines</a> and <a href="http://www.asbwpa.org/">ASBWPA</a> sponsored stream banks restoration project at USFS 4841. This type of project was a first for me. I have been to numerous clean ups but never a project like this so I was looking forward to getting started as it seemed at first like it would consume a better part of the day. I was amazed at how fast we got it done. We split up into two groups and banged out two erosion walls including the demo of an old one in about two hours.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-177" title="work7" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/work7.jpg" alt="work7" width="225" height="289" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-179" title="3502240003_eb3672e97c1" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3502240003_eb3672e97c1.jpg" alt="3502240003_eb3672e97c1" width="438" height="290" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-181" title="3503038602_af2f2123e7" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3503038602_af2f2123e7-300x225.jpg" alt="3503038602_af2f2123e7" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-182" title="3503038602_af2f2123e71" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3503038602_af2f2123e71-300x225.jpg" alt="3503038602_af2f2123e71" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>No, its not through his finger, just his glove but he did it twice so I thought I&#8217;d put two pics of it up.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-184" title="work11" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/work11.jpg" alt="work11" width="300" height="225" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-185" title="work12" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/work12.jpg" alt="work12" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p>Here is the completed project. Big thanks to all that were involved. I look forward to the next one!</p>
<p>We managed to get on the water by about 1 p.m. Put in at Mio again and had trucks spotted to Mckinley. Figured/hoped we&#8217;d get off the water after dark but with the help of a big breeze and the flow being up we made it to Mckinley before sunset. Thankfully the breeze let up in the afternoon. I was starting to get tired of fighting it and teaching someone to row in that shit just isn&#8217;t fair. We did actually land a few fish even if they were just stockers and most of which were caught near the stocking points. I think I got the only brown of the weekend. A whopping 8&#8243; fish that ate a 4&#8243; fly that he hit twice. I love it when that happens. Makes you realize that in most cases, going big on streamers is the right decision. The fly was a 2/0 olive version of the SHF. I&#8217;m pretty sure that fly should go in to a museum somewhere if it isn&#8217;t already. Thank you Mr. McCune. I&#8217;m pretty sure that someone put on his stripe for Saturday but I won&#8217;t mention who.</p>
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		<title>Its been four long years&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 15:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caulfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have waited for this day for four long years and it is finally here. Maiden voyages require a christening of some sort don&#8217;t they? I believe I have a little of this laying around. We&#8217;ll see if that works. No, I will not smash any bottles on the bow but I&#8217;m sure that by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have waited for this day for four long years and it is finally here. Maiden voyages require a christening of some sort don&#8217;t they? I believe I have a little of <a href="http://www.templetonrye.com/">this</a> laying around. We&#8217;ll see if that works. No, I will not smash any bottles on the bow but I&#8217;m sure that by the end of the weekend something will get spilled in the new craft.</p>
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<p>More story to follow after the weekend. Hopefully there will be some fish porn to go along with it.</p>
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		<title>Boats, boats, and more boats&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>caulfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime last winter (2007) we decided that we absolutely had to have a boat for the upcoming season. We didn&#8217;t neccesarily think it had to be a drift boat (we didn&#8217;t think we could afford one) but whatever it was, it would surley act like a drift boat more often than not. We didn&#8217;t want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometime last winter (2007) we decided that we absolutely had to have a boat for the upcoming season. We didn&#8217;t neccesarily think it had to be a drift boat (we didn&#8217;t think we could afford one) but whatever it was, it would surley act like a drift boat more often than not. We didn&#8217;t want to spend a lot of money and were sorta feeling DIY I guess. After countless hours (seemily) of discussion we settled on the idea of transforming a 14&#8242; jon boat into a drift boat complete with leaning braces and the standard 9&#8242; oars you would find in a drift boat. Sounds easy enough right? Well&#8230; sort of.</p>
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<p>Firstly, finding a 14&#8242; jon boat for a resonable price wasn&#8217;t as easy as we thought. It seems that everyone wants to get rid of their 10&#8242; or 12&#8242; but not the 14&#8242;s. We did find what we were looking for eventually and luckily it was only a few miles from my house. Let me just say that picking up (literally lifting the damn thing) a 14&#8242; aluminum boat in the middle of the winter when its full of ice and leaves and stuffing it in the back of an S-10 sucked. It was cold as hell and that boat must have weighed and extra 100 pounds with all that crap in it. I never imagined it could be that heavy but then again, I&#8217;m about 6&#8242;-1&#8243; and 160 lbs WITH waders on and guy that I bought it from was even punier than I am. Believe it or not, at my size, I have been called a &#8220;puss&#8221; before.  Never the less, on my way home I hit the DIY carwash tipped the thing half out of the bed of the truck so it would drain and powerwashed most of the ice and leaves out then called a buddy to help load the thing into my garage when I got home. The next day I walked out to discover that the powerwash job, while effective in removing all that shit from the visible parts of the boat&#8217;s interior, had released one of the most &#8220;interesting&#8221; smells I have ever been exposed to. It was as if the seats had been acting as the freezers for a cryogenics experiment gone horribly wrong. I sort of felt like I had just single handedly destroyed someone&#8217;s life long science experiment that was hidden away under the seats of this vessel. It was pretty nasty but at the same time, in the dead of winter when nothing outside has a smell other than the smell of cold, there was something kind of comforting about it. It smelled like years upon years of decaying earth and animal matter but it was concentrated in my little 20&#215;20 garage. Kind of like when you fart in a cup and then cap it with your hand to pass it to your buddy. I have never done that by the way&#8230; only a victim.</p>
<p>Since the boat was closest to me, I went to pick it up and I was trusted to make the right decision. (Did I mention that this project was a partnership deal? You see, this is what you do when you can&#8217;t afford your own boat. Find a willing partner and split everything. Just make sure its one of your favorite people to fish with so you never have to argue about who takes it where and when.) Anyway, as sweet as it was, that stench made me wonder if I had made the right decision. After getting together with my new co-owner and getting all excited about our possibilities with this thing my worries went away in a hurry. Here&#8217;s what we came up with for our blank canvas.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-100" title="boat2web-imgp0798" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/boat2web-imgp0798.jpg" alt="boat2web-imgp0798" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>She&#8217;s a real beauty eh? 14&#8242; Ouchita jon boat circa 1972. 48&#8243; beam and 36&#8243; bottom. The beam and bottom dimensions are important. They played a major factor in altering our original plan to deck almost the entire boat. It would seem that 36&#8243; bottoms and a raised center of gravity aren&#8217;t a marriage made in heaven. Here is a little picture story of how this boat evolved.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-101" title="dsc01140web" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dsc01140web.jpg" alt="dsc01140web" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>&#8220;Holy shit. If this thing is tippy now, wait until we go up another 6 inches with the decks!&#8221;</p>
<p>So we were on to a plan B. Rear seat removal to maximize interior space.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-102" title="dsc01147web" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dsc01147web.jpg" alt="dsc01147web" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>Since we removed the seat that contained half of the flotation for the boat, we replaced it with pink foam and then a sheet of 1/4 ply.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-103" title="imgp0921" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imgp0921.jpg" alt="imgp0921" width="500" height="375" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-104" title="imgp0922" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imgp0922.jpg" alt="imgp0922" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>Then it was off to the metal shop to get the anchor system fabbed up.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-106" title="gregworking" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gregworking.jpg" alt="gregworking" width="500" height="375" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-107" title="gregwelding" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gregwelding.jpg" alt="gregwelding" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>And then on to the paint shop and presto&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-127" title="bill" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bill.jpg" alt="bill" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-131" title="boat01211" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/boat01211.jpg" alt="boat01211" width="1024" height="768" /></p>
<p>$700 drift boat and trailer.  That&#8217;s the grand total minus the beers. You really can&#8217;t beat it&#8230; or so we thought. There is a whole other side to this story that involves a few more boats&#8230; deals to good to be true, boat theft and so on&#8230; I&#8217;ll pick that up later but for now here&#8217;s the rest on this one.</p>
<p>You can see the anchor set up in the pic below. Lead to the rower&#8217;s side.  Also, if you look to the back of the boat (which is actually the front if your floating downstream) you can see the leaning brace we came up with. Basically what we did was bend galvanized steel tubing  in a few directions and came up with a bracket that they will slide in and out of easily for transport. There are leaning braces at both ends so you have two angler capability in addition to a rower.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-105" title="imgp1031" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imgp1031.jpg" alt="imgp1031" width="500" height="375" /><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-108" title="imgp1027web" src="http://hatchless.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imgp1027web.jpg" alt="imgp1027web" width="480" height="373" /></p>
<p>The funny and sad part of this whole story is that the two of us that own it have only fished from it once so far. Like I said, there are now a few more boats. One of which is for sale by the way. Shoot us an email and we&#8217;ll tell you all about it.</p>
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<p>Here we are up on the Au Sable for the ASBWPA Fall Clean Up in Mio, MI. We played garbage barge for the Trophy Water stretch between the Mio boat launch and Comin&#8217;s Flats. I think we had a grand total of 13 bags betwen what we collected on our own and bags we picked up from other crew members doing foot duty. The pontoon on the right is the second installment to the armada and part of the &#8220;deals to good to be true story&#8221;. Its also the one for sale. Best part of the clean up story beyond all the trash we collected? The jon boat got its name while the owners were spotting the truck. It was dubbed, very non-politically correctly but very fitting, THE SHORTBUS.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="short bus" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2845259237_6d2e9daf18.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
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